“let it be known that the Angel of Sexuality works harder on Friday Nights, Saturday Nights, and sometimes Sunday Evenings, and to the best of my knowledge works hand-in-hand with your “Hormone Monster” to fuck with your head heavily.”
Mr. Banks, 2022.
To my New readers and definitely future readers, I welcome you to the “Mr. Banks Experience“, and I hope you enjoy this as much as you enjoyed Oga Theophilus.
In this column, I will be sharing my sexual experiences, the sexual experiences of friends and people I have conversations with, as well as some of the numerous fictional ideas that pop up in this wild head of mine from time In this column, I will be sharing my sexual experiences, the sexual experiences of friends and people I have conversations with, as well as some of the numerous fictional ideas that pop up in this wild head of mine from time to time.
My name is Bankole, but some people have resorted to popular variations such as Banky, Mr. Banks, or B; I am also known in some circles as the Huncho of LeoPrima (FYI, LeoPrima is the parent company of SensualBooth, as well as an Adult Production and Management Company.)
I decided to choose Mr. Banks for the purpose of this column for 2 reasons, firstly Banky belongs to the one and only Mr. Capable, the fact that he discovered WizKid means he is more than capable and I dare not compete with him, the second reason is that B is specially reserved for my Babies, Pies & Mamas (if you understand what I mean ?).
I decided to create this column because I have definitely had a good number of sexual experiences that needs to be shared, even though I may not have had so much sex compared to my fellow Lagos boys.
I sometimes share my experiences with my guys and they end up using words or exclamations like “Yooooo”, “What the fuck”, “Maaaaaddd”, “Broooooo”. “Nawa oooo” and so on.
I also hear some sexual experiences and I am like “Wiiiiiiillllld”, “Daaaammmnnn”, and so on.
To formally introduce my experiences to you guys, I will be starting with the fantasy for most guys, something a lot of guys dream of and will spend good money on, a couple of ladies also want to experience it at least once in their lifetime; THREESOME or 3SOME, depending on how you want to spell it out.
Some people have asked me what my favorite Threesome is and I always say, I will die in Boy/Girl/Girl (BGG) corner, if possible add more Girls, the more the merrier.
I have had a few 3somes, some were planned, some coincidental, and one that I paid for. In all, I didn’t like the Boy/Boy/Girl (BBG), let it be known that I am an ass and titties guy, phat ass and moderate boobies could possibly be the end of me, may God save me.
This particular experience I am about to share is possibly my best so far. for so many reasons a few being that it’s possibly the wildest I have had in the lot, and most importantly a beautiful young married woman was involved, this particular lady is just so beautiful, has the body of a model, dark, nice tits, lovely ass, smells good, just perfect with the diamond ring on her finger; thinking about her now is getting me hard, DAAAMMMNNN !!!
It all started when a friend linked both of us for a business, at the early stages we kept it cool, and professional, using a few words, and nothing personal was shared.
It all changed on a glorious Saturday night, let it be known that the Angel of Sexuality works harder on Friday Nights, Saturday Nights, and sometimes Sunday Evenings, and to the best of my knowledge works hand-in-hand with your “Hormone Monster” to fuck with your head heavily.
Anyways, on this perfect Saturday night, I honestly can’t remember who sent the first message, but I can remember vividly that it had to do with a follow up on our business dealings, the entire game changed when she asked if she was chatting with a guy or babe, I answered casually with a smiley, something like this “Guy ?”.
After that response of mine, the entire mood switched, we started getting personal, got to know more about ourselves and all, basically, we didn’t rush or force anything, we just flowed naturally, shared a good amount of banter, exchanged pictures, this was when I knew I was chatting with a damsel; to be honest at this point I wasn’t expecting anything sexual, just felt like a service provider and client trying to know themselves better; I am a very open-minded person, so I don’t always have immediate sexual thoughts from a good conversation or banter, probably why I have ended up in the friend zone a good amount of times.
For some reasons things became sexual, I honestly can’t remember who started it, but remember I mentioned the Angel of Sexuality works the hardest on 2 nights, and fortunately, this glorious night was one of them, so I guess the Angel was right beside both of us. We started having sexual bants, asked sexual questions that allowed us to explore our sexual sides, questions like when was the last time we both had sex, our craziest and wildest sexual experiences, something we will both love to try out sexually, or sexual fantasy bucket list and if we have achieved any of them, to my surprised, this “sweet pie” I was chatting with has achieved all her fantasies and possibly creating a new list, I was woooowed, like boy-o-boy, I am possibly just getting started here, I even had to ask some questions to be sure she wasn’t lying, mahn I was shocked at some of her responses.
At this point I had made up my mind, I either fuck this babe or she fucks me, either way, there must be a fuck, I can’t even dare back down at this point, I was a learner where she was and I definitely needed someone with more experience to get me through this sexual journey of mine.
She then made the bold move of asking for a dick pic, immediately she asked for this, I shouted Hallelujah in my mind cos I was bloody sure this was a huge step to the promised land, not to brag or boast, I knew once she saw the picture of my wonderfully made dick, she dare not resist it; as expected her reply was “Woow, Lovely….”. I then asked her for her tits pics, I just wanted to see what her boobs were like cos the picture she sent earlier made it obvious she had nice tits, but I needed to see the whole thing including the nipples; it was at this point she revealed she was married and was worried about sending nudes. I told her that’s totally fine, no need to rush the food I was sure I will still end up eating.
Again this lovely pie asked me what my Sunday (being the next day was like) and if I was free; I will be damned to say I was busy, I immediately cleared all I had planned to do, I wouldn’t dare let this glorious event pass me by, my Hormone Monster will be so pissed with me, the Angel of Sexuality could lay a curse on me and let my babes tree become barren for a couple of months. I wasn’t ready to risk the wrought of these 2 important people in my life. We fixed a time and venue, this babe was totally in control as she decided the time and venue herself, and to be honest, I was very happy to have her in control, I am just a bloody novice beside her, and all my brain could even think of was sucking her nipples nicely and squeezing her nice ass; having her beautifully shaped body in my arms. As we all know, once the dick starts to work the brain shuts down, I just kept accepting her options as directed by my dick.
Our conversation then took another turn when she asked me if I would like to have a 3some with her. Initially, I thought it was with her and her husband, so for clarity, I asked who, if she had said her husband, I would just say NO. Then she said it’s with her friend, who is her lesbian partner, again my dick shot up like it had a spring, my heart skipped as I calmly said “No Problem”.
She then asked if I would be able to handle both of them (omo this girl dey try me sha, Stallion like me), I calmly said “sure” (quick one guys, never lose your cool in the face of obvious knacks, every lady likes a calm guy even when it’s obvious we are horny).
I then asked for her friend’s picture, and she said she doesn’t have it but assured me she is hot, I took her words for it, being that she is beautiful she definitely knows what hot means.
She then dropped another one that made me know my Sunday was about to be lit, she said and I quote “She is crazier than me”. O fucken boy, you mean as much as I rate you as a guru, the guru has a master, AWESOME, JUST FUCKEN AWESOME !!!.
I promised myself I won’t wank my jizz off that night even if my hard dick gave me a sleepless night, I needed all the cum I could store for this glorious occasion, this bro needed to stay sharp. I resorted to working out, having a cold shower, and eating edibles so I could be calm and sleep.
Sunday comes, the glorious day.
If I was keeping a diary, it would have been something like this: “On this glorious day, I will be having a 3some with a beautiful married woman and her hot friend”.
About 2hrs to the appointed time, while I was preparing mentally and all. She sends a message asking if we can reschedule to later in the evening because her plans got disrupted, I kind of expected that cos we made a rush plan, so I told her no problem. As long as it was that day, no shaking bro.
My mind wandered in and out of my imagination, trying to stay calm while I kept track of time. If you know Sundays well, time flies pretty fast, so it didn’t take long for the appointed time to come.
One thing I always do for every pussy appointment is oil my dick, and let the black mamba shine so it attains its natural beauty and color, it just needs to look so attractive like it has a Snapchat filter on.
On my way, my sweet pie called to know if I was still coming as I was taking time, I said sure and I was close by; if she knew me well, she will know I can be late for anything be it a business appointment or sex appointment, I just have to be late, it is just my nature and no one can blame God for it.
I got to the hotel she booked for us and met her friend, and to be honest she was good-looking. She was on the fair side, with a thicker body and a fine face. I was blessed to have both worlds that day, it was like a buffet.
We decided to go get food as it was essential for the task ahead, along the way she told me she wanted to get molly (happy pill) from her dealer, she asked me if I wished to cos she and her friend were taking; at this point, I knew the revolution was about to be televised and shit was about to be real. I told her I was fine, people that know me know I will rather take alcohol and smoke than take pills, I am not a fan of drugs.
So, we got back to the hotel room, we ate and they both took their pill. I know how molly works and how long it takes to kick in; so I knew the exact time to get freaky.
I went to lay beside her in bed, became touchy, and started to undress, her friend being a very smart person, immediately went to switch off the light, I owe her a bottle of beer for that move because it changed the whole game, our shame was totally gone.
I then processed to give my sweet dark chocolate a very good head, possibly one of the best I have given, I could feel her body responding so well, her clits kept popping and her ass was breathing. In all of these, her friend got naked and started touching herself beside both of us. I knew my fair sweet watermelon baby needed a bit of the stallion, but no rush, keep doing what you are doing, my dark chocolate pie is still having a good share of the stallion, and she needed the larger share of it cos she put all these together.
When I was done with giving my dark sweet pie a nice head by any standard and I noticed the pussy was juicy enough to get my black hard dick, I gently slid it in (remember guys, always slide in gently, it is pleasure not sport). This babe rode my dick beautifully, she obviously knew the drill and knows how 3some works. The drill is this, cos the guy has the awesome task of pleasing two beautiful ladies, the girls also have to make it easier for the guy by being responsive and ride the dick, that way a brother saves his energy (my beautiful ladies take note).
When I was sure my dark chocolate pie has had enough and needed some rest, I then proceeded to my fair watermelon baby, who through all these was playing with the body of my dark chocolate and fingering herself, so I was sure her pussy was ready for the game. To be very honest, this girl’s body is soooo soft and pulpy, as soon as she saw me trying to switch, she immediately made her legs wide open just ready for me to slide in, which I gracefully did. Bro, this babes pussy was fucken wet, felt like my dick took a quick dive.
In all, I went back and forth on my babes for 2 rounds each before I personally called for a break, before they kill me for my mother. I quickly opened the bottle of red wine I came with, took a few gulps, took a few drags of my blunt, and just relaxed. I needed to get calm for the next round ahead.
While I was laying in between my beautiful ladies and catching my breath, the friend, my Fair baby started getting touchy again, while her friend was resting and trying to reach her masseuse to come in for a massage. She became so touchy and proceeded to give me head while I rested, I just thought to myself “well, them don tell me about you before, we die here sha”. While she was giving me head, I started touching her and playing with her pussy which quickly become full fingering, I realized she liked being touched in certain parts of her pussy so I capitalized on that with the main focus on her clits; in between I will use my tongue to play and suck out her clits so my finger can feel it perfectly. In a good amount of time, my baby came, while her legs were shaking, this was a personal achievement for me and a milestone as I have never made a girl cum through fingering before.
We then took a break again, during this time, the masseuse of my dark chocolate pie came in, as she was being massaged, her friend and I got into the vibe again, and we became all mushy again, while we were under the duvet; she then popped her ass towards my dick as we laid side by side, I didn’t hesitate to get my black mamba in from behind. She then told us to proceed to the toilet so we don’t disturb my chocolate pie as she was getting her massage. The doggy experience in the toilet was one for days, her eyes dilated as she bit her lips, she kept coming for the dick and told me not to stop. In no time I came, and my jizz was all over her ass, it was inevitable for me not to stop and cum that much considering how good the pussy was. She gave me a good smile and we shared a good amount of banter as we both showered.
After the shower I sat on the toilet, took gulps of wine and heavy puffs of my blunt, I needed it to be at maximum level, bear in mind my babies were on pills and won’t tap out anytime soon; also my dark chocolate hasn’t had the best of me yet.
When I was sure I was fully recovered, I left the toilet and went back to the room, my dark chocolate smiled at me as soon as she saw me, I honestly don’t know what her friend told her about me when I wasn’t there but I knew it was time for both of us to have the full experience of ourselves. We again got talking and shared some yarns and banter, she asked if I was hungry, in my exact words “Naaa, I am fine, I need to stay light for you”.
We both laid side by side and we cuddled, we started touching each other and before we knew it, there was a lot of sexual heat, before we could say, Jack, we started fucking. This time I had my sweet dark chocolate all to myself and she had her black stallion to herself.
Bro, I kid you not, it was a great occasion, her model body shape was awesome especially when she arched for doggy. We went a good amount of minutes before my dick succumbed to such a beautiful pussy and I came all over her.
After I came, I knew I could not do shit again, I was already pretty tired, it was already Monday morning about 4am. I had a meeting that morning and needed to leave the hotel latest 6am.
A little sleep, A little slumber they say; I woke up at almost 6:30 am, I had to rush out of the hotel, get home and get ready for the meeting I had. I was really tired but for an awesome reason, I felt really fulfilled. Later in the day, I checked on my Sweet Dark Chocolate Pie and she was absolutely fine.
And like they say, we lived happily ever after !!!
Watch out for new experiences and stories every Wednesday.
